Joel Osteen visits Dr. Phil
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The Fading Stars played well the first 10 minutes of both halves and it was enough to once again beat the Global Stars.
Goals Pblische 1(6) Kblische 2(6)
Allowed Ken 1(15)
Yellow Cards Jacobs 1(2)
Goal of the Game: Pblische- The FSFC complete 5 passes, Jihad brings the ball up the right half, plays it to #19 who beats 1 defender and drops it to Pblische at the top of the 18- Pblische only dribbles around 1 player and blasts a shot upper 90
Free Kick of the Game: Global Stars- Mexican A starts fighting with Mexican B about who is going to take the free kick from just outside the 18. #19 starts translatin "I want to kick the ball out of bounds, No Fuck you I want to kick it out of bounds"
Mexican A then shoves Mexican B and taps the free kick to #19 fucking brilliant
Pussy of the Weak: Dammit Rookie Osteen, just b/c you shatter your ankle you can still go to Hooters
Hooters MVP: Rookie Ken once again proves to be the MVP of Hooters
Foul of the Game: Tommy absolutely mauls #17 sending him flying in the air and moaning and rolling around the ground writhing in pain. Unfortunately Tommy had his hands behind his back and never touched the guy.
Quote of the Game: Jacobs before examining Osteen's ankle- "Do you have insurance? I have a machine in my car that verifies benefits"
Real Foul of the Game: Kendall with the foul in the box with a nasty slide tackle forcing Steve Barnes Knockout victim to miss on his breakaway. could have been a PK, but Kendall sold it beautifully.
Speetey Berardo Wears Tights- Walking out of the house and going out in public wearing only sliding shorts is acceptable if you are a homosexual. Seriously how the fuck do you not notice you aren't wearing shorts? If Tommy hadn't told him, he would have run on the field wearing his tights like a superhero. Speetey Berardo going for the aerodynamics to gain any edge on the field
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