Spring 2007 Game 8 FSFC 2 Medina United 2

• THE ATTACKING HEADER

Tony the Tiger has taken time out of his busy schedule to help young Phil Jacobs with his headers

When heading for goal your first objective is to find the time and space in the penalty area to execute the header.

Decide where you think the cross will land in the penalty box and time your run into that area to coincide with the cross.

Try to lose your marker by pretending to start your run in one direction but actually move in another.

Put lots of power into your header by striking the ball with your forehead and driving it downwards towards the goal.

Hey young Phil go get em Tiger! YOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE GREAT!

Game Summary

Good lord the Fading Stars played like dogshit in the first half. From the start of the game it was apparent that we had easily the better team and could attack at will. Medina had a fucking guy wearing sunglasses playing FB on the pitch. Fading Stars get multiple early opportunites and either flubbed a trap or a gave a shitty cross. MU's plan was to pack 4 guys in the middle and counter attack on our midfield. Strategy pays off with a counter and shot that Jacobs misses the clear and the ball goes in the back of the net.

FSFC 0 MU 1

No worries, our offense is goihng to score at will today. Oops forgot how to shoot- KBlische gets threw twice on breakaways as does Pblische. Goals missed. MU goes back to their wait till we turn it over and counter strategery. This time they break through and tap in another easy goal.

FSFC 0 MU 2

No big deal, our offense is unstoppable today. Shit, more missed opportunities- this time Kendall misses an open header inside the box and half runs out-

Halftime- Down 2 Outshooting them 20-5

2nd Half

The plan for the second half is to use the whole field and for once and attack like hell. Well they almost get their third goal right off the bat as Berryman goes out to punch a cross out but he gets enough to put it out of the box right to the Left half- Kid gets off the shot of his life that Acala clears from the goal with his head-

Enough of the this crap- constant runs at the goal lead to opportunity after opportunity. Shots missing left, high you name. Kblische gets through with a clean breakaway and misses wide left. Jacobs gets a cross to his head with the net open and puts one wide, one high and one off the keeper then off the cross bar. The FSFC finally break through as #19 gets a cross at about the penalty spot, turns shoots and the keeper makes a diving save- Kblische follows the rebound into the net.

FSFC 1 MU 2

Back in business the FSFC have about 15 minutes to make up the goal. Keep attacking and keep missing easy goals. Pblische dribbles and beats the FB and Sweeper gets a money shot and hits it right at the keeper. Under 5 minutes left, the other team gets called for a delayed offsides. Berryman sends the free kick deep to Kendall who is 1 on 1 with the sweeper. Kendall manages to get his shot blocked Pblische grabs the ball makes a juke or 2 and slides it past the keeper.

FSFC 2 MU 2

The MU's try to make one more run at it- Guy gets free and Briana whacks him with a good foul. Ref blows the whistle but this guy is still going, he takes a shot that Berryman slides and blocks- ball pops out, the whistle blows again but the guy jumps up and taps the ball in the net. Guy starts celebrating even though he new the whistle blew. They get a free kick from 25 out and hit it right into their own player in the wall. Game expires with 2 to 2 tie.

FSFC 2 Medina United 2

Goals: Kblische 1(8) Pblische 1(6)
Allowed: Berryman 2(8)

Cards- None 4 games in a row

"Foul of the Game" Briana- with 5 minutes left Briana takes out the last man with a shoulder charge- whistle blows everyone quits guy shoots berryman makes the save, whistle blows guy scores and celebrates like he won the game- too bad dickhead

"Quote of the Game" Steve Timmons reference to the red haired guy wearing sunglasses

"Goal of the Game" None- both goals were follow ups and we literally missed 4 breakaways, 3 open headers and didn't put the ball on target another 15 times.

"Churchill Post of the Game" PMJMD- Another wide open header only this one gets tipped by the goalie and rings the crossbar.

"Goat of the Game": Jacobs- gives up the first goal, then misses 3 wide open headers

"Pussy of the Week" MigJet- "I’m playing golf. You have enough guys. Good luck. Migjet" Hope you finally broke 200.

Lineup

GK Berryman
FB Bergman
FB Berardo
SW Jacobs
ST Darilek
HB Kendall
HB Jihad
CM Kblische
CM Briana
F #19
F PBlische

Bench
Romo
Bodo
tommy
Fnj
Rusty

Spring 2007 Game 7 FSFC 7 SCFC 1

The challenge has been laid by Kblische and his girls soccer team. Kblische thinks that his girls soccer team can beat the Fading Stars- he is saying that him and 4 of his guy players playing with 5 girls are better than the Fading Stars.

The game shall happen in the summer and all I have to say is there is no fucking way in hell your girls team will even come close to winning unless you get some different guy players.

Hugs and Kisses


Game Summary

The other team sucked really bad but the weather was nice.

Goals: Berardo 1(3) Jihad 1(1) Kendall 2(5) PBlische 1(5) Kblische 1(7) Berryman 1(1)
Allowed: Berrybutter 1(5)

Cards- 3 straight games without a card- this is fucking pathetic

Goal of the Game- Berryman- After a really soft handball is called in the box for a PK, Berryman jogs up from his goal box to take the PK. Extremely winded, Berryman fights through the pain and hits the ball right down the middle beating the keeper.

Goat of the Game- Berardo- Speetey has the ball at his feet on the left half of the 18 and the goalie is lying on the ground- Berardo blasts a shot that is on target and barely misses the right corner flag pinning the defense in the corner with a throw in.

Quote of the Game: Barnes- "Damn, I thought FnJ was going to score the first Gout goal in soccer history"

Pussy of the Week: Darileck- Wah my Vagina is infected from running so I won't come to the game

Race for the Golden Boot: Kblische (7) leads Pblische (5) and the dark horse Kendall (5)- Odds are that Kblische will hold on now that Berryman has taken over PK duties and the odds of Kendall actually showing up for the last 3 games are 200-1

Lineup

GK Berryman
FB Barnes
FB Bergman
SW Briana
ST Kendall
CM Kbliche
CM RomoCock
HB Jihad
HB Berardo
F #19
F Rusty

Bench

Pblische
Tommy
Bodo
Fnj

Spring 2007 Weekly Links and Pics 7

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Spring 2007 Game 6 FSFC 4 vs Mercenaries 2

I got this email from Rusty this morning

Hey I am glad that Joe Lopez worked out this weekend and I have another guy that I would like to bring out this weekend- He is 25 and was an All American in college and is just looking for a team to play on. He is a very good friend of mine and I think his name is Robert. He looks like a youngster that could provide us with the youth our team is lacking. Let me know what you guys think. I attached a photo from his college playing days.

Thanks
Rusty Woodard MD and Surgeon to the Stars



Game Summary

1st Half

The joy of soccer in the cold. Things get off to a pretty even start with both teams trading shots and bad passes. The Mercenaries are an overconfident team that thinks they are much better than they are. 20 minutes in they win a corner and the ball gets tangled in a mass of bodies and comes straight to Darilect. Darilect literally taps the ball right to the other team who gets an easy shot and even easier goal.

FSFC 0 Darilect the Giving Tree 1

The rest of the second half both sides trade shots with the mercenaries cathching a post on a cross and plenty of misses. The defense holds strong and doesn't give up any more goals. The offense is getting its shots and the constant subbing begins to tire out the other team

Halftime FSFC 0 Merc 1

The FSFC decide to pick up the pace a bit and bring on some additional physicality. 10 minutes in Rusty gets whacked in the box earning the Stars a PK. Luckily PBlische was on the bench allowing KBlische to take the PK. KBlische easily beats the keeper.

FSFC 1 Mercenaries 1

The Mercenaries put pressure on the defense as they are pressing for a goal. The guy that has no left foot dribbles down the sideline and two defenders are unable to stop him. Speetey makes a slide tackle to steal the ball but doesn't kick the ball hard enough. Guy gets the ball back and crosses it over the middle, Lilly gets a hand on it and somehow Darilect screws up again and they get another tap in goal.

FSFC 1 Darilects 2

Nothing like another hole to claw out of- The FSFC decide to counter right down the middle of the defense. Pblische and others are getting mauled by the sweeper and no calls are happening. Ball gets played into #19 with the sweeper on his back, #19 chest trap and one touches it past the defense to a streaking KBlische. Kblische gets in 1 on 1 and buries the goal. The ref thinks it misses b/c of the hole in the net and finally figures it out.

FSFC 2 Sweeper Blows 2

The FSFC continue the physical play and are pretty much controlling the game now and the mercenaries are pissed. How is it possible the FSFC are scoring? F them and their disrespect- They attack some more and Lilly is on fire making saves. Lilly stops a breakaway, makes a diving save on an open shot- Kid is on fire.
Pblische gets sent free for another breakaway- Pblische hits a flubber that the keeper gets a hand on but the ball ends in the net

FSFC 3 Sweeper Blows Jihad 2

The game gets going some more and Jihad is damn near dying on the field and for 10 minutes the ball doesn't go out of bounds. The FSFC are shutting down just about everything the Mercs are trying to do. With about 6 minutes left Romo takes on the sweeper and the FB- Romo deftly bounces the FB to the ground and is all alone with the keeper. Romo deftly places the ball into the back of the net ending the game.

FSFC 4 Mercenaries 2


Goals: KBlische 2(6) PBlische 1(4) Romo 1(2)
GAllowed: Lilly 2(9)

Cards: None

Goal of the Game: Kblische- #19 with the chest trap and one touch to set Kblische up with a breakaway which he easily finishes

Quote of the Game: Romo "I am way to fat for this little guy to stop me" Romo after scoring the game winner and bouncing the FB to the ground.

Foul of the Game: None

Goat of the Game: Darilect and his setting the ball on the tee for the first goal. It was like blind people playing teeball with darilect ringing the bell so they no where the ball is



Lineup

GK Lilly
FB Barnes
FB Bergman
SW Jacobs
ST Darilect
CM Romo
CM Pblische
HB Jihad
HB Berardo
F #19
F Rusty

Bench

Bodo
Fnj
Migjet
Briana
KBlische
Jose Lopez
Tommy

Spring 2007 Weekly Links and Pics 6

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Spring 2007 Game 5 FSFC 8 SA Gunners 1

Like a Good old fashioned police beatdown, the FSFC demolish the SA Gunners and leave them bleeding on the ground.

No game summary neccessary for this one

Goals: Kblische 1(4) #19 2(2)Kendall 2(3) Berardo 2(2) Bobby Brady 1(1)
Allowed: Lilly 1(7)

Cards: NONE
Goal of the Game: berardo with a free kick from 22 yards out on the right half of the 18. Berardo floats one to the left upper 90- how the hell did that happen?

Goat of the Game: Lilly- Romo passes the ball back from midfield to Lilly and with no one around except Briana, Lilly picks up the ball. SAPD get a free kick and score

Quote of the Game: Jacobs after Berardos goal "You can open your eyes now!"

Foul of the Game: Did we commit a foul

Lineup

GK Lilly
FB Barnes
FB Bergman
ST Darilect
SW Jacobs
HB Briana
HB Romo
CM PBlische
CM KBlische
F #19
F Rusty

Bench

Kendall
FnJ
Bobby Brady
Tommy Blue Shirtt

Spring 2007 Weekly Links and Pics 5

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Long but funny



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