Summer 2008 Game 3 FSFC 2 Gak Juice 0

Sunday April 13 2008
9am Specht 12
FSFC vs Gak Juice

• Forced to wear ugly ass orange Pennies against the team that wears the US Natl Team Kit
• Berrybodo delays the game b/c he can't find a penny to fit over his big fat man tits and belly. He looked like he was wearing a sports bra as all it covered was his tits. He looked like stuffed sausage- Tough to start a game when your sweeper is rolling around on the ground b/c he is laughing so hard
  
• 2 minutes into the game the dipshit soon to be known as All Day decides to head #19 in the head instead of the ball-
  #19 is forced to leave the pitch bleeding profusely- Rusty gets out some super glue and glues up #19's melon
  
• Everyone plays much much better than last week
• Awhite shows up just in time to watch Ken destroy All Day on a breakaway telling him to stay the hell out of my box while he is laying on the ground
• Nobody on their team came within 10 yards of Ken for the rest of the game
• Bodo is welcomed back by dribbling his breakaway right into the last defender instead of passing to a wide open Rusty
• Halftime 0-0
  
• Fading Stars are going into the wind for the second half
• Berardo gets control near midfield, #19 holds off a defender and finds Kblische in the middle of the pitch. Kblische puts it on cruise control and dribbles all the way to the 18 where he deftly places the ball to the left of the keeper and into the net
• FSFC 1 Gak Juice 0
  
• The stellar defense continues and decent ball control and passing all across the pitch
• Darilek stuffs Arturo denying him his scholarship to North Carolina. Darilek sends a ball to Bodo on the left half of the 18- Bodo passes to #19 who turns and crosses the ball to Rusty. Rusty makes the chest trap and hits the bouncing ball with some nasty mojo. The shot easily beats the keeper
• FSFC 2 Gak Juice 0
• 20 Minutes left and the FSFC don't even give up a real scoring chance and hang on for the solid win over a bunch of flat bellies
  

Goals: Kblische 1(1) Rusty 1(2)
Assist: #19 2(2) Bodo 1(1)
Allowed: Ken 0(0)

Offensive MVP: Rusty- not only for scoring a spectacular goal, but for gluing up #19's melon

Defensive MVP: Jacobs, Darilek Bergman etc- Per your goalkeeper "Either Burg or the entire D needs to get defensive MVP for yesterday. Those fuckers frustrated the hell out of our african-american friends…"

Quote of the Game: Jacobs- All Day- All Day takes a shot that misses by 40 yards and Jacobs quips- "ALL DAY! Gonna call you AD, b/c we are going to let you shoot All Day"

Tackle of the Game: Ken- his absolute destruction of All Day on the break away

Goal of the Game: Rusty with his trap and upper 90 finish

Lineup
GK Ken
FB Bergman
FB Tommy
SW Jacobs
ST Darilek
HB BerryBodo
HB JP
CM Romo
CM Berardo
F #19
F Bobby


Bench
Rusty
Awhite
Kblische
Migjet
Bodo