Summer 2008 Game 4 FSFC 2 Real Azteca 4

Soccer International Complex Field No. 8
9:00 a.m. Real Azteca vs Fading Stars
Sunday April 27, 2008

Quick Notes

• MigJet makes his first start in quite a while
• Ken's shutout streak ends
• Migjet drowns a roach in some beer
• Injury Free for Cinco de Mayo
  

Game Summary

• Windy day, makes for tough soccer but we get the wind in the first half
• Good start to the game considering our both of our center midfielders have grey hair and use viagra weekly.
• Fading Stars get on the board when Romo hits a cracka from 25 that drops down just under the crossbar easily beating the keeper
• FSFC 1 Real Azteca 0
• JP hacks the shit out of the Gato, injuring the pussy cat and ending his afternoon
• Ken hits a big punt that caroms off of a defender and makes its way to Pblische who chips the keeper for an easy goal
• FSFC 2 Real Azteca 0
• and here is where the game is lost...
  
• Pblische dribbles like mad and crosses to the 6 on the foot of Pblische who blasts the empty netter 15 feet over the goal
• Rusty gets a shot off that the keeper parries away right to Pblische who never gets off a shot
• the Aztecas play a ball into the box and Ken incorrectly comes out as the ball hung up in the wind and died. Ken then whacks the shit out of the player while clearing the ball, no call. Then Bergman runs over to defend, minimal contact and a PK is rewarded. Ken dives the wrong way on the kick.
• FSFC 2 Real Azteca 1 Halftime
• The wind picks up by about 10 mphs making it difficult to play
• FSFC get off a good attack and PBlische rips a shot off of the chest of the keeper making him fall down in pain
• Real Aztecas play a long ball down the middle, Kblische yells a Rusty to get the ball, Rusty stops instead, their defender runs on to the ball and easily beats Ken for the goal. Communication Failure 1
• FSFC 2 Real Azteca 2
• Game is even from here on out until... Real Azteca chip a ball into the box between Pblische and Ken- neither one calls for the ball and both stop running at the ball. The Azteca player beats both to the ball and scores a really really shitty goal
• FSFC 2 Real Azteca 3
• And just in case you thought that goal was shitty, theres more
• Real Azteca then get the ball in the box, pass it around the box like it was practice and it essentially was b/c there was no defender even in the box
• FSFC 2 Real Azteca 4
  
• Bad Goals, Bad attendance, bad outcome. But other than that it was a perfect game
  

Goals: Romo 1(1) Pblische 1(5)
Assists: Ken 1(2)
Allowed: Ken 4(4)

Yellow Cards: JP 1(1) Pblische 1(1) Rusty 1(1)

Goal of the Game: Romo with a cracka

Hack of the Game: JP- chasing down the Gato and wacking him ending the Gatos day

Offensive MVP: 2 Goals should have been 5 no stars today

Goat of the Game: Communication Failures between Kblische/Rusty, Pblische/Ken and Ken/Bergman result in 3 soft goals

Defensive MVP: 4 truly soft goals, piss poor communcation, shameful performance

Hooters MVP: Migjet- A little baby roach falls from the ceiling landing on the Texas table right in front of Migjet- Migjet knocks it to the ground and squishes it with his foot. We have a full pitcher of beer, and it is determined that the best beer is free beer. Calmly we drink the pitcher till it gets down to about half a beer.

Migjet puts the roach in the pitcher, calls over the waitress and says "what the fuck is this in my beer?"

And that is how we got a free pitcher of beer



Lineup

GK Ken
FB Bergman
FB Tommy
SW Kblische
ST Darilek
HB JP
HB Rusty
CM Romo
CM MigJet
F #19
F Pblische

Bench
Bobby 2
Bobby Ewing
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