Soccer International Complex Field No. 6 MAP and DIRECTIONS
4:30 p.m. SportsLifeSA vs Fading Stars
Game Summary
- Potential rainout turns into perfect weather
- Kendall calls and says that he has lost 18 lbs and he is no longer the biggest loser and is ready to put his boots back on
- 4:30 Game and we start with 9 players
- Our opponent not only have the worst soccer club name, they actually hold practices
- FSFC start off defending and it is evident that once the rest of the team shows up this is a gimme
- Pblische gets the fun started with a breakaway that he actually converts 1-0
- FSFC miss multiple scoring chances some are good and some are worser
- Kendall announces his presence with some authority with breakaway slide tackle- but showed he is not back as the forward got up
- Ken gets saved by the crossbar as he is easily beaten on a free kick
- Pblische does his dancing with the stars and passes to #19 who puts away goal 2- 2-0
- "Fat forward for the SA Sports Fags says "These guys suck, how are we losing to them?'
- Halftime 2-0
- FnJ goes down with pain 30 seconds into the half after he shanks a ball and gets a beer
- Berardo goes down with back pain
- Romo goes down b/c he craves the cock
- Pblische gets free on breakaway #7, drops the ball to #19 who rips an upper 90 cracker that the goalie makes a hell of a save on- #19 drops the ensuing corner at the back of the six which somehow doesn't result in a goal.
- SA Gay life counter attack and the yellow shoes guy beats 3 stabbing defenders and beats Ken with a nice shot 2-1
- Pblische gets free on breakaway #9 and deftly cuts back as the defender is sliding and catches Pblisches pinky toe taking him down for the PK- Pblische breaks with tradition and converts 3-1
- Pblische gets away on breakaway #14 and scores 4-1
- Jacobs throws the ball down inside the right half of the 18 to Berryman who drops it back to #19, #19 beats two defenders and lays it back to Bobby2 who chips the last defender to a wide open Berrybman. Berryman crosses it to the 18 where Kblische dummies the header, ball lands on Pblisches foot and he walks in goal #5 5-1
- 2 minutes left and Ken is bored with life and angry that the Chinese were allowed to cheat in gymnastics at the Olympics- Ken sees his opportunity at revenge as the chinese guy gets the ball in the penalty area- Ken calls off Kendall and wipes him out at the endline no where near the goal. Ken gets a "yellow" card and gives up the PK. 5-2
- The moral of the story is that Ken isn't a racist for thinking all Asians are from the same country, but that Ken is a psychopath that gets bored if he doesn't get to wipe someone out
- Final FSFC 5 SA SportsGayLife 2
Goals: Pblische 4(6) #19 1(4)
Assists: Berrybodo 1(1) Kblische 1(4) Pblische 1(3)
Allowed: Ken 2(9)
Yellow Cards: Ken 1(1)
PK Fouls: Ken 1(1)
PK Goals: Pblische 1(1)
Game Awards
Offensive MVP: Pblische- Converting 5 of 17 Breakaways sets new standards
Defensive MVP: 18lbs lighter and still not getting laid Mr. Myke Kendall
Quote of the Game: Tommy- 1. Fake yelling at Pblische for not running the needed 10 yards to receive his crappy pass while the other team has the ball inside the FSFC 18
2. Calling Kens name on a ball he is beaten on
3. Calling Kendalls name on a ball he is beaten on
BeerVP- Sadly there is none
And Finally In honor of the high pitched SportsLife Sweeper that yelled shoot any time the ball was past midfield
Lineup
GK Ken
FB Berryman
FB FnJ
SW Jacobs
ST Darilek
HB Bobby2
HB Jihad
CM #19
CM Pblische
Bench
Kendall
Tommy
Kblische
Raul
Berardo
Romo DNP
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