NEYSO Specht Rd. Complex Field No. 20 MAP and DIRECTIONS
9:00 a.m. Blades FC vs Fading StarsGame Summary
- #19 did some snooping on the intertron and found the game report on the Gay Blades Website
- hey dumbasses click on the link
Assts: Kblische 1(2) Pblische 2(2)
Allowed: Berryman 4(4)
PK Fouls: Bergman 2(3)
Awards Section
Goal of the Game: Kblische chips the ball down the left side to Pblische who was heavily guarded by Fat Guy, Pblische takes it to the end line, sends it near post where Kblische backheels the ball past the stoned keeper
Offensive MVP: Pblische- pretty good output for a such a shitty player 2 goals 2 assists
Defensive MVP: Darilek- Covered up quite a few mistakes by fullbacks and even more by the lazy halfbacks
Bender Hustle POG: Bobby2 - Misses a PK, misses the follow up, misses a breakaway- no big deal when you bust your ass up and down the pitch like him
Goat of the Game: Bergman- 2 PK Fouls- The Chicken Wing defense is only acceptable at Hooters when Berryman tries to eat all the drummies
Pussy of the Game: Fat Guy- Not only did he do absolutely nothing on the field, his fucking cheap shot on #19 was pathetic- Guess what fat boy, it didn't hurt and you talking shit while walking off the pitch in shame just proves you are a typical cunt Brit that would be speaking fucking German if it wasn't for us. So next time you order another supersized Double quarter pounder with cheese meal in between your pizza deliveries, remember that you are not all alone because you can't find your dick underneath your fat, it is b/c you are an asshole.
Lineup
GK Berryman
FB PK Bergman
FB FnJ
SW Jacobs
ST Darilek
HB Bodo
HB JP
CM Romo
CM Bobby
F #19
F Jihad
Bench
Coach Migjet
Raul
Tommy
Kblische
Pblische
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