Fall 2008 Game 1 FSFC 2 vs Mercenary FC 1

Soccer International Complex Field No. 13 MAP TO FIELDS

11:00 a.m. Fading Stars vs Mercenary FC

Game Summary

• If only Wasson where at the game to perform his cast of thousands routine
• It is Amazing what the prospect of new uniforms does for attendance
• AWhite shows up late and remarks that with the matching uniforms we now are one of those teams we make fun of
• #19 Jr makes his debut and has some skills- but he kept dribbling the ball away from the goal and towards the sideline- A paternity suit has been filed against Bodo
• Rusty makes his return from maternity leave and still has his Joey

• Game gets off to an even start and the flat bellies are frustrated minutes into the game by the FSFC pressure
• Pblische gets off several early blasts and scoring opportunities are a plenty
• Our new #10 jersey gets off to a start as he picks off a ball at the 35, takes on 2 defenders, gets whacked at the 18 and rips a shot into the side netting 1-0
• The mercenary squad starts fouling on every ball in the air and start getting pissy as their offense continues to sputter
• Pblische gets a steal and does his patented juke out 3 defenders, makes the keeper fall down and gets his open net shot cleared off of the line.
• Halftime 1-0
• Picture time- according to the US Government, a certain member of the squad is unable to be in the team photo and is forced to be team photographer.
• 2nd half begins much the way of the 1st half, with some ugly soccer and lots of fouls.
• Bergman gives up another happy hand ball, but the free kick is cleared by the wall- Romo steps in front of the mercenary player winning the ball but is called for a mythical elbow. While Ken is trying to set the wall, the ref lets the free kick go and it beats Ken high and tight 1-1
  
• Ken gets his revenge as a ball is deflected towards the end line and out of any danger- bald and shiny #7 for mercs gives chase and jumps in the air- Ken gives chase punches the ball away deftly knocks #7 into the wire fence.
• #7 takes about 30 seconds untangling himself and after his teammates get in front of him, decides to take on Ken. #7 gets his second yellow and Ken happily accepts his yellow.
• Pblische gets off a cracker that the keeper makes a nice save on
• Rusty heads a cross to the middle of the box that Kendall over runs and does his best Rene Higuita impersonation and just misses Winning Goal of the Year.
  
• Kblische chips a ball into the box that #19 runs onto and just when he looks up a charging rhino knocks him on is ass earning the PK
• Darilect steps up to the spot, studies the Rhino and hits the ball 4mph into the net 2-1.
• Whilst running out the clock, Kblische steps on the ball, eats shit and breaks his arm.
• Final 2-1
  

Goals: Kblische 1(1) Darilect 1(1)
Allowed: Ken 1(1)

Yellow Cards: Ken 1(1) Jacobs 1(1)- Definite trend here

Goal of the Game: Kblisches and 1

Foul of the Game: Ken taking out a player and a fence

Quote of the Game: Rusty- "We need to take up a collection to buy Bodo's girlfriend some underwear" #19- "What the fuck is wrong with you Obama- we don't need change"

Hack of the Game: Ken off to the early start, but Raul is slowly replacing the legendary Barnes

Offensive MVP: Pblische- despite his occasional over dribbling he put constant pressure the D

Defensive MVP: Ken- he just scares me


Lineup

GK Ken
FB Bergman
FB Jacobs
SW Kendall
ST Darilect
HB Jihad
HB Speetey
CM Nate
CM Kblische
F #19
F Pblische

Bench

Romo
Bodo
FnJ
Raul
AWhite
JP
Rusty
Migs DNP
Tommy DNP