Summer 2008 2 Game 7 FSFC 2 Intl Old Boys 5

Sunday September 7, 2008
Soccer International Complex Field No. 12 MAP TO FIELDS
9:00 a.m. Fading Stars vs Int'l Old Boys FC

• The ego of Steve Jennings knows no bounds even if his soccer skills do- After we beat this team 5-4 on 3.30.08; the vow was made to FnJ that the next time they played us they would bring their 1st division players and they did.
• The international pussies had 7 1st division players and a total of 12 subs and it took every single one of them to beat us
• Memo to Gary, who I know reads this, please let us bring our first division players onto the pitch next time we play these cunts

Game Summary

• The first division team that practices control the game playing 1-2's all over the pitch and constantly playing the ball ball wide.
• FSFC get on the board first after one of the illegal aliens commits a foul 40 yards out. Kblische sends the free kick to the back of the left six where Pblische traps it and chips it to the middle of the six where #19 flicks it to the right corner, gets a gentle bounce from the post and settles in the side netting 1-0 FSFC
• The FSFC defense holds up strong for another 10 minutes until an illegal hits a shot that Ken saves, but gives up a salty rebound that no defender covers and he taps in the equaliver 1-1
• Here is where the BS begins- Darilek stuffs a wanker on his run just outside the endline, the wanker gets up starts talking shit and realizes he wants none of Darilek. He walks up to Bobby2 and pokes him in the eye- Bobby2 shoves him and is ready to go. Meanwhile, JP decides to talk shit to the 6'6 sweeper and Darilek tells him to back the off.
  
• 5'3 referee is intimidated by the ongoings and calls a foul on Ken during the corner kick- The same old boy player backed into Ken who does what any competent keeper does, pushes him out of the way and punches away the corner. Sergio gives them a PK 2-1
• Kblische earns the PK back as he gets loose inside of the box and the same guy comes in from behind and lets his push take him down. Pblische converts 2-2
• We go to halftime tied 2-2
• 2nd half begins with 8 fresh bodies starting for the Intl team- all of whom are illegal players
• they work the ball around well and their shittiest player hits the blast of his lifetime from 25 out that goes upper 90 far post 3-2
• FSFC continue to fight a losing battle, Ken tries to take out a player on a player that gets free in the box and misses him- player falls down Sergio gives another PK 4-2
• Intl score on a well hit ball that gets under Ken 5-2
• Final 5-2.

Goals: #19 1(4) Pblische 1(7)
Assists: Pblische 1(2) Kblische 1(3)
Allowed: Ken 5(14)
PK Goals: Pblische 1
PK Fouls: Ken 2(3)

Awards

Quote of the Game: Kblische- Tommy decides to hide the $80 ball in his bag and blame it on Raul's kids for stealing the ball- Kblische finally figures out that tommy has the ball and out comes "Look, we just got our asses kicked and I really don't need to be fucking punked right now"

Defensive MVP: Kendall and Darilek- at least 20 plays by these 2 and they forced everything wide

Offensive MVP: Pblische- He was a marked man, took an elbow to the ear, and kept fighting.

Goal of the Game: #19- Anytime this puss scores with his noggin it is like the birth of Jesus

Lineup:

GK Ken
FB Bergman
FB Jacobs
ST Darilek
SW Kendall
HB Berryman
HB Bobby2
CM Speetey
CM Kblische
F #19
F Pblische

Bench
Coach Tom
Raul
JP
Romo
Tommy DNP