1:00 p.m. SAC 2 vs Fading Stars Sunday 10.19.08
The History of the Alamo as taught at SAC
Back in the olden days, there was a fort in San Antone that was illegally being occupied by White Folks. Now these white folks where all about enslaving Texas and setting up a border to prevent the Mexicans from working north of the Rio Grande. Now the Mexican army rolled in 5000 flat belly soldiers and surrounded the Alamo and offered the whites a chance to surrender. Well, them white folks in the Alamo were old, and fat and hell the redneck doctor from tennesee wore a rat skin hat instead of a toupee. Old William Travis Ken took out his pecker and drew a line in the sand and said "Fuck it if I am going to die it ain't going to by a bunch of kids that can't fucking shoot!"
Well the battle began and the Mexican army attacked and attacked but couldn't penetrate the fort. Ol' Travis was right- they may be younger than us, skinnier than us but shot worse than the ATF in Waco. Them white boys sat right at the entrance of that fort, well some of them hung out at Rivercenter mall smoking weed and drinking an Orange Julius.
By golly at the end of the day, them white boys where still standing and Texas Independence was won.
Goals: Pblische 1(3)
Allowed: Ken 0(3)
Yellow Cards: #19 1(2) In the lead bitches!
Goal of the Game: Pblische- Rusty allows the SAC sweeper to run him over on a bouncing ball getting a free kick 20 yards out. Pblische hits a decent cracker that easily beats the overmatched keeper
Quote of the Game: Tommy- "And the Russian judge gives him a 10!" After SAC player takes a horrendous dive in the box
Churchill Post of the Game: Pblische- that a boy!- note- Ken was also saved by 2 posts by the SAC players.
Defensive MVP: Close call between Ken, Darilek and Bergman but the award goes to #19- Just kidding this one goes to Berryman who swept clean at least 3 balls inside the 6
Offensive MVP: Pblische- Even though he played Sweeper he still scored, missed an upper 90 rip and got a posty toast
Bender Hustle Player of the Game: Tommy- Borrowing shorts, socks, boots, guards and sporting a shirt way too tight- Tommy comes off the IR to do just enough to bail out an exhausted and under staffed lineup
Starting Lineup Finishing Lineup
GK Ken GK Ken
FB Bergman FB Bergman
FB Berryman FB Berryman
SW Pblische SW Darileck
ST Darilek ST Tommy
HB Jihad HB Jihad
HB Berardo HB Rusty
CM #19 CM #19
CM Alex CM none
F Rusty F None
F Romo F Romo
Bench
Tommy
Had to leave the game at half or just after
Pblische, Alex and Berardo
What we learned-
The 12 players that played against a team of flat bellies with 5 subs truly showed what the FSFC is all about- Everyone was tired except Darilek- Tommy and Romo played hurt and could barely run yet nobody quit. Pblische, Alex and Berardo stuck around as long as they could, played as hard as they could until commitments took them elsewhere. Everyone on the pitch today proved a competitive fire and spirit that very few players and teams ever show on any level and in any sport.
Hell the Mexican army couldn't shoot for shit but that ain't our fault.
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