Monday, October 27, 2008

Fall 2008 Game 5 FSFC 3 Real Azteca Jr 3



This painting is Called 11 oclock- This shitty painting reminds me of what starting with 9 players feels like.

Game Summary

  • 11 oclock rolls around and we have 8 players
  • Starting lineup consisted of the 6th string Sweeper in Bergman and at least the 8th string Stopper in #19
  • Fading Stars actually hang in there for the first 10 minutes when Bodo and Berardo boot up and give us a full squad
  • Rusty rings the post
  • Jihad gets the ball wide open in the box, and he struggles to finish just like when he has sex with a veil less woman.
  • Real Azteca get a 5 v 3 counter attack and make a quick pass and shot that Ken flubs a wee bit- Real Azteca 1 FSFC 0
  • Jihad redeems himself on the next ball and one times it into the net- Too bad Rusty was 5 yards ahead of him offsides.
  • Even match and with a minute left Sean hits a wide open Romo who get this dribbles with the ball for 15 yards and sends a deftly weighted pass to Bodo- Bodo takes it into the box and finishes side netting- too bad Bodo was offisides- of wait no he wasn't Real JR 1 FSFC 1 HALFTIME
  • Pblische decides to join us from his Co-Ed game 4 fields over
  • Coach K takes over from Migjet
  • Real Azteca continuously work the outside of the field and bring constant pressure leaving Bergman to run down countless players
  • Romo gets lose again and hits a cracker that the keeper makes a diving save
  • Real get back on the board after a missed clear and a nice pass by Gordo to to the kid in the penny who gets off a shot that beats a sliding #19 and Ken Azt JR 2 FSFC 1
  • Real keep up the counter attacking strategy on the outside halves and fullbacks and work a cross to penny kid at the top of the 18- He hits a nice shot that beats ken again Azteca Jr 3 FSFC 1
  • Under 10 minutes left Coach K decides to press and thank god moves #19 up
  • #19 draws a just outside the 18 and Romo hits a shot that deflects off the keeper and the rebound comes right to Rusty who tries to finish but finds it hard with his jersey getting stretched
  • Pblische gets free on the end line- takes on the keeper and runs his shot parallel to the goal line
  • Stan Kelly gets on the PA and for the final time gives his nasaly "Tw0000000 minutes" announcement
  • Sean chips a ball into a wide open Rusty who goes 1v1 with the keeper, Rusty beats the keeper with a quick dribble and pays the price of two cleats one ankle. PK and Red card awarded
  • Pblische lines up to take the PK, while the Jr team try to distract the ref and waste the clock- Pblische hits an average shot that the keeper gets a hand on but it still goes in the net Real Azteca 3 FSFC 2
  • 1 minute left and Real has the kickoff
  • #19 goes from a calm Bruce Banner to a green ball hawking machine forcing a back pass, chasing the ball down, stealing the ball, passes to Pblische in the middle while decleating a poor Jr player JTrain style.
  • Pblische carries it down the middle, beats two defenders but pushes the ball to far and the sweeper gets it from him. Green #19 runs over and steals the ball and gets it back to Pblische at the 12- Pblische puts on a sick move and burries the ball in the net Real Azteca 3 FSFC 3
  • 10 seconds left and the whistle blows
  • Final FSFC 3 Real Azteca Jr 3
Goals: Pblische 2(5) Bodo 1(1)
Assts: Romo 1(1) #19 1(1)
Allowed: Ken 3(6)

Yellow Cards: #19 1(3)


Learning is Half the Battle and Awards:.

  • It really is more fun to end a game with 9 than it is to start with 9
  • Scheduling conflicts with the co-ed team are not helpful
  • where the hell is the $80 soccer ball?
  • 3 goals in the final minutes of the halves- what the fuck did we do the other 87 minutes?
Defensive MVP: Bergman- dude probably ran a good 8 miles during this game and did a great job covering the pitch

Offensive MVP: Pblische- anytime you score the game tying goal in the last minute

Play of the Game: Bergman- running towards our goal chasing a forward, Bergman manages to no look elbow clear the ball away- his arms are a like a fucking tractor beam to the ball

Goal of the Game: Pblische- with a little help from green 19

Beer VP: Romo- guess a $50 contribution ain't much when you win at Poker

Churchill Post of the Game: Rusty


Lineup

GK Ken
FB Raul
FB JP
SW Bergman
ST #19
HB Jihad
HB Rusty
CM R
CM Romo

Bench
Migjet
Coach K
Berardo
AWhite
Bobby 2
Berryman
Pblische
Sean

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