Soccer International Complex Field No. 8 9:00 a.m. Real Azteca vs Fading Stars Sunday April 27, 2008
Quick Notes
MigJet makes his first start in quite a while
Ken's shutout streak ends
Migjet drowns a roach in some beer
Injury Free for Cinco de Mayo
Game Summary
Windy day, makes for tough soccer but we get the wind in the first half
Good start to the game considering our both of our center midfielders have grey hair and use viagra weekly.
Fading Stars get on the board when Romo hits a cracka from 25 that drops down just under the crossbar easily beating the keeper
FSFC 1 Real Azteca 0
JP hacks the shit out of the Gato, injuring the pussy cat and ending his afternoon
Ken hits a big punt that caroms off of a defender and makes its way to Pblische who chips the keeper for an easy goal
FSFC 2 Real Azteca 0
and hereis where the game is lost...
Pblische dribbles like mad and crosses to the 6 on the foot of Pblische who blasts the empty netter 15 feet over the goal
Rusty gets a shot off that the keeper parries away right to Pblische who never gets off a shot
the Aztecas play a ball into the box and Ken incorrectly comes out as the ball hung up in the wind and died. Ken then whacks the shit out of the player while clearing the ball, no call. Then Bergman runs over to defend, minimal contact and a PK is rewarded. Ken dives the wrong way on the kick.
FSFC 2 Real Azteca 1 Halftime
The wind picks up by about 10 mphs making it difficult to play
FSFC get off a good attack and PBlische rips a shot off of the chest of the keeper making him fall down in pain
Real Aztecas play a long ball down the middle, Kblische yells a Rusty to get the ball, Rusty stops instead, their defender runs on to the ball and easily beats Ken for the goal. Communication Failure 1
FSFC 2 Real Azteca 2
Game is even from here on out until... Real Azteca chip a ball into the box between Pblische and Ken- neither one calls for the ball and both stop running at the ball. The Azteca player beats both to the ball and scores a really really shitty goal
FSFC 2 Real Azteca 3
And just in case you thought that goal was shitty, theres more
Real Azteca then get the ball in the box, pass it around the box like it was practice and it essentially was b/c there was no defender even in the box
FSFC 2 Real Azteca 4
Bad Goals, Bad attendance, bad outcome. But other than that it was a perfect game
Goals: Romo 1(1) Pblische 1(5) Assists: Ken 1(2) Allowed: Ken 4(4)
Yellow Cards: JP 1(1) Pblische 1(1) Rusty 1(1)
Goal of the Game: Romo with a cracka
Hack of the Game: JP- chasing down the Gato and wacking him ending the Gatos day
Offensive MVP: 2 Goals should have been 5 no stars today
Goat of the Game: Communication Failures between Kblische/Rusty, Pblische/Ken and Ken/Bergman result in 3 soft goals
Hooters MVP: Migjet- A little baby roach falls from the ceiling landing on the Texas table right in front of Migjet- Migjet knocks it to the ground and squishes it with his foot. We have a full pitcher of beer, and it is determined that the best beer is free beer. Calmly we drink the pitcher till it gets down to about half a beer.
Migjet puts the roach in the pitcher, calls over the waitress and says "what the fuck is this in my beer?"
And that is how we got a free pitcher of beer
Lineup
GK Ken FB Bergman FB Tommy SW Kblische ST Darilek HB JP HB Rusty CM Romo CM MigJet F #19 F Pblische
Sunday April 13 2008 9am Specht 12 FSFC vs Gak Juice
Forced to wear ugly ass orange Pennies against the team that wears the US Natl Team Kit
Berrybodo delays the game b/c he can't find a penny to fit over his big fat man tits and belly. He looked like he was wearing a sports bra as all it covered was his tits. He looked like stuffed sausage- Tough to start a game when your sweeper is rolling around on the ground b/c he is laughing so hard
2 minutes into the game the dipshit soon to be known as All Day decides to head #19 in the head instead of the ball- #19 is forced to leave the pitch bleeding profusely- Rusty gets out some super glue and glues up #19's melon
Everyone plays much much better than last week
Awhite shows up just in time to watch Ken destroy All Day on a breakaway telling him to stay the hell out of my box while he is laying on the ground
Nobody on their team came within 10 yards of Ken for the rest of the game
Bodo is welcomed back by dribbling his breakaway right into the last defender instead of passing to a wide open Rusty
Halftime 0-0
Fading Stars are going into the wind for the second half
Berardo gets control near midfield, #19 holds off a defender and finds Kblische in the middle of the pitch. Kblische puts it on cruise control and dribbles all the way to the 18 where he deftly places the ball to the left of the keeper and into the net
FSFC 1 Gak Juice 0
The stellar defense continues and decent ball control and passing all across the pitch
Darilek stuffs Arturo denying him his scholarship to North Carolina. Darilek sends a ball to Bodo on the left half of the 18- Bodo passes to #19 who turns and crosses the ball to Rusty. Rusty makes the chest trap and hits the bouncing ball with some nasty mojo. The shot easily beats the keeper
FSFC 2 Gak Juice 0
20 Minutes left and the FSFC don't even give up a real scoring chance and hang on for the solid win over a bunch of flat bellies
Goals: Kblische 1(1) Rusty 1(2) Assist: #19 2(2) Bodo 1(1) Allowed: Ken 0(0)
Offensive MVP:Rusty- not only for scoring a spectacular goal, but for gluing up #19's melon
Defensive MVP:Jacobs, Darilek Bergman etc- Per your goalkeeper "Either Burg or the entire D needs to get defensive MVP for yesterday. Those fuckers frustrated the hell out of our african-american friends…"
Quote of the Game:Jacobs- All Day- All Day takes a shot that misses by 40 yards and Jacobs quips- "ALL DAY! Gonna call you AD, b/c we are going to let you shoot All Day"
Tackle of the Game:Ken- his absolute destruction of All Day on the break away
Goal of the Game: Rusty with his trap and upper 90 finish
Lineup GK Ken FB Bergman FB Tommy SW Jacobs ST Darilek HB BerryBodo HB JP CM Romo CM Berardo F #19 F Bobby
Founded in 1984 the Fading Stars FC has set the standard of poor soccer in the San Antonio Soccer Association for many moons. We now have a home on the Intertron to embellish egos and fade into oblivion.
