Summer 2008 2 Game 6 FSFC 5 SA Sports Fags 2

August 24.08
Soccer International Complex Field No. 6 MAP and DIRECTIONS
4:30 p.m. SportsLifeSA vs Fading Stars

Game Summary

• Potential rainout turns into perfect weather
• Kendall calls and says that he has lost 18 lbs and he is no longer the biggest loser and is ready to put his boots back on
  
• 4:30 Game and we start with 9 players
• Our opponent not only have the worst soccer club name, they actually hold practices
• FSFC start off defending and it is evident that once the rest of the team shows up this is a gimme
• Pblische gets the fun started with a breakaway that he actually converts 1-0
• FSFC miss multiple scoring chances some are good and some are worser
• Kendall announces his presence with some authority with breakaway slide tackle- but showed he is not back as the forward got up
• Ken gets saved by the crossbar as he is easily beaten on a free kick
  
• Pblische does his dancing with the stars and passes to #19 who puts away goal 2- 2-0
• "Fat forward for the SA Sports Fags says "These guys suck, how are we losing to them?'
  
• Halftime 2-0
• FnJ goes down with pain 30 seconds into the half after he shanks a ball and gets a beer
• Berardo goes down with back pain
• Romo goes down b/c he craves the cock
• Pblische gets free on breakaway #7, drops the ball to #19 who rips an upper 90 cracker that the goalie makes a hell of a save on- #19 drops the ensuing corner at the back of the six which somehow doesn't result in a goal.
• SA Gay life counter attack and the yellow shoes guy beats 3 stabbing defenders and beats Ken with a nice shot 2-1
• Pblische gets free on breakaway #9 and deftly cuts back as the defender is sliding and catches Pblisches pinky toe taking him down for the PK- Pblische breaks with tradition and converts 3-1
• Pblische gets away on breakaway #14 and scores 4-1
• Jacobs throws the ball down inside the right half of the 18 to Berryman who drops it back to #19, #19 beats two defenders and lays it back to Bobby2 who chips the last defender to a wide open Berrybman. Berryman crosses it to the 18 where Kblische dummies the header, ball lands on Pblisches foot and he walks in goal #5 5-1
• 2 minutes left and Ken is bored with life and angry that the Chinese were allowed to cheat in gymnastics at the Olympics- Ken sees his opportunity at revenge as the chinese guy gets the ball in the penalty area- Ken calls off Kendall and wipes him out at the endline no where near the goal. Ken gets a "yellow" card and gives up the PK. 5-2
  
• The moral of the story is that Ken isn't a racist for thinking all Asians are from the same country, but that Ken is a psychopath that gets bored if he doesn't get to wipe someone out
  
• Final FSFC 5 SA SportsGayLife 2

Goals: Pblische 4(6) #19 1(4)
Assists: Berrybodo 1(1) Kblische 1(4) Pblische 1(3)
Allowed: Ken 2(9)

Yellow Cards: Ken 1(1)

PK Fouls: Ken 1(1)
PK Goals: Pblische 1(1)

Game Awards

Offensive MVP: Pblische- Converting 5 of 17 Breakaways sets new standards

Defensive MVP: 18lbs lighter and still not getting laid Mr. Myke Kendall

Quote of the Game: Tommy- 1. Fake yelling at Pblische for not running the needed 10 yards to receive his crappy pass while the other team has the ball inside the FSFC 18
2. Calling Kens name on a ball he is beaten on
3. Calling Kendalls name on a ball he is beaten on

BeerVP- Sadly there is none

And Finally In honor of the high pitched SportsLife Sweeper that yelled shoot any time the ball was past midfield




Lineup

GK Ken
FB Berryman
FB FnJ
SW Jacobs
ST Darilek
HB Bobby2
HB Jihad
CM #19
CM Pblische

Bench

Kendall
Tommy
Kblische
Raul
Berardo
Romo DNP

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Kblische sends this link
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Finally, Bodo at the office

Summer 2008 2 Game 5 Storm 6 vs FSFC 1

NEYSO Specht Rd. Complex Field No. 15 MAP and DIRECTIONS

11:00 a.m. Storm vs Fading Stars


Game Summary

• Terrible linesman blows the easy offsides call leading to breakaway Storm up 1-0
• Terrible linesman blows the easy offsides call leading to a corner kick which FnJ tries to clear and kicks it off the Storm player into the net 2-0
• FnJ tries to jump to clear a ball, admits he can't jump as the ball goes over his head right to the Storm forward who scores 3-0
• Shitty ref allows the Storms wall to catch the ball inside the box on a free kick
  
• Halftime
• 4-0
• 5-0
  
• 6-0
• 6-1

Can't bitch about the effort from those that attended the game

Assists Kblische 1(3)
Allowed Ken 6(7)

Yellow: #19- should have had 3 when openly saying that the chicano ref was high- which he was

Quote of the Game: #19 "Hey Jihad, I can't believe these army guys haven't killed you yet" Tommy "He's not ticking"

BeerVP- Ken- Dropping a benjamin at that shit tastic bar known as Fatso's-

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Summer 2008 2 Game 4 FSFC 7 vs Havoc 0

Sunday August 10, 2008 NEYSO Specht Rd. Complex Field No. 18

11:00 a.m. Havoc vs Fading Stars

Game Summary

• #19 scores the game winner 15 minutes as Jihad heads the ball down at the edge of the circle and #19 hits a cracker 1-0
  
• Jihad taps in a cross from Raul 2-0
• #19 deflects a wayward shot into the net 3-0
• Kblische scores from 40 yards out on an empty net 4-0
• Halftime
• MigJet gets a new nickname and now will be known as Migs- Think the Silence of the the Lambs goo tosser
• Bodo gets off a cross that somehow makes its way to Raul who pops his cherry 5-0
• Berrybodo scores but was offsides
• Kblische dribbles around the doofus keeper and tucks the ball into the side netting 6-0
• Jihad scores again 7-0

Goals: #19 2(3) Jihad 2(3) Kblische 2(9) Raul 1(1)
Assts: JP 1(1) Bodo 1(1) Jihad 1(1) Raul 1(1)
Allowed: Ken 0(1)

Goat of the Game: FnJ- Traps a ball that was intended for Migs and ignores the 5 people yelling leave, then commences to shank the shot

Goal of the Game: #19's beautiful left footed blast that is the game winner

Churchill Post of the Game: Bodo- Places a wide open header neatly onto the post

Not much else as this was a wipeout-



Lineup

GK Ken
FB Tommy
FB FnJ
SW Bobby2
ST Darilek
HB JP
HB BerryBodo
CM #19
CM Romo
F Bodo
F Jihad

Bench

Kblische
Raul
Migs
JimmyShinGuards

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Summer 2008 Game 3 FSFC 5 Gay Blades 4

NEYSO Specht Rd. Complex Field No. 20 MAP and DIRECTIONS

9:00 a.m. Blades FC vs Fading Stars

Game Summary

• #19 did some snooping on the intertron and found the game report on the Gay Blades Website
• hey dumbasses click on the link

Goals: Kblische 3(7) Pblische 2(2)
Assts: Kblische 1(2) Pblische 2(2)
Allowed: Berryman 4(4)
PK Fouls: Bergman 2(3)

Awards Section

Goal of the Game: Kblische chips the ball down the left side to Pblische who was heavily guarded by Fat Guy, Pblische takes it to the end line, sends it near post where Kblische backheels the ball past the stoned keeper

Offensive MVP: Pblische- pretty good output for a such a shitty player 2 goals 2 assists

Defensive MVP: Darilek- Covered up quite a few mistakes by fullbacks and even more by the lazy halfbacks

Bender Hustle POG: Bobby2 - Misses a PK, misses the follow up, misses a breakaway- no big deal when you bust your ass up and down the pitch like him

Goat of the Game: Bergman- 2 PK Fouls- The Chicken Wing defense is only acceptable at Hooters when Berryman tries to eat all the drummies

Pussy of the Game: Fat Guy- Not only did he do absolutely nothing on the field, his fucking cheap shot on #19 was pathetic- Guess what fat boy, it didn't hurt and you talking shit while walking off the pitch in shame just proves you are a typical cunt Brit that would be speaking fucking German if it wasn't for us. So next time you order another supersized Double quarter pounder with cheese meal in between your pizza deliveries, remember that you are not all alone because you can't find your dick underneath your fat, it is b/c you are an asshole.

Lineup

GK Berryman
FB PK Bergman
FB FnJ
SW Jacobs
ST Darilek
HB Bodo
HB JP
CM Romo
CM Bobby
F #19
F Jihad

Bench
Coach Migjet
Raul
Tommy
Kblische
Pblische