Summer 1 2009 FSFC 3 Los Bomberos 3

NEYSO Specht Rd. Complex Field No. 15 6.14.09

9:00 a.m. Fading Stars vs Los Bomberos

• FSFC start the adventure with 6 field players for a good 10 minutes and don't even give up a shot
• Bobby2 saunters to the field, puts on his tennis shoes and makes 7
• AWhite and Bodo arrive smelling of cheap booze and robster craws giving us 9
  
• FSFC get the first shot of the game as Bobby2 gets loose on a long ball and misses wide by inches
• Still no shots for the Los Bomberos when TRex finally gets to the pitch
• Now we can play- TRex settles a ball at the 18 and hits a crack that the keeper dives to save,
• Jihad corrals the rebound and shoots it on frame, cleared by the defender right to Bodo who tucks the loose ball inside the post 1-0
• FSFC have done the impossible leading at halftime after playing short for 25+ minutes
• Halftime 1-0
• 2nd half and no subs, but hey we have 11- Things are under control defensively as the Bomberos can't do shit
• Handball is ruled at midfield giving the FSFC a free kick- Berardo chips a thru ball over the offsides trap and TRex runs on to the ball and has a straight line to the keeper- for once TRex doesn't fuck it up and buries his shot 2-0.
• The game is on cruise control, Trex starts taking players to dribbling school and misses by inches on a nice shot- game is over as the Bomberos still have zero scoring chances... and the the fun begins
  
• #19 is called for a foul on a 50/50 ball in the air- The player #19 fouled , The Twat, decides to start talking shit and puts his finger in #19's face
• #19 knocks the Twats hand down and the Twat kicks #19- Referee runs over gives the Twat a pink card then gives #19 a pink card for getting kicked-
  
• Down to 9 field players and the defense falls apart-
  
• Bomberos get a deep throw in that makes its way into the box where it skims off of Kblische's leg and past Ken for a goal 2-1
• 2 minutes later the Bomberos get a corner kick and somehow they manage to ping pong the ball into the net 2-2
  
• 5 minutes later, the Bomberos take the ball down the left side, cross to the middle where Berryman intercepts and clears the ball 4 yards and right to a Bombero player- who takes out a pen and paper writes Berryman a thank you note as he taps the ball in the net 2-3
• Last minute of the game and Kblische goes on a dribbling rampage and eventually draws a foul jsut outside the 18
• Kblische covered in nervous sweat linesup the his potential game saving shot resting on size 7 Ronaldihno replica shoes-
• Kblische hits his shot right into the fucking wall- game over thanks for nothing
• But wait theres more, order now and you we will throw in the ball rebounding right to Kblische who pops a floater at the goal that drifts like a monarch butterfly searching for a place to die and gently landing in the side netting- 3-3
• Final FSFC 3 Los Bomberos 3

Goals: Bodo 1(1) Trex 1(2) Kblische 1(3)
Assists: Berardo 1(1)
Allowed: Ken 3(7)

Red Pills: #19 1(1)
Yellow Pills: AWhite 1(1)

AWARDS and Shit

• Starting with 6 and ending with 8 (Tommy got hurted) 3-3 ain't a bad result
• Offensive MVP- Trex- the dribbling clinic was nice
• Defensive MVP- Kblische- despite the own goal playing short ain't fun
• Pussy of the Game- Darilek- its my birthday I don't want to play
  
• Goat of the Game- #19 getting kicked and tossed spoiled the party
• Goal of the Game- Kblische and his well planned free kick
  

Linuep

GK Ken
ST/SW Kblische
FB Tommy
FB Berryman
CM Jihad
CM Berardo
CM #19

Bench
Bobby2
AWhite
Bodo
TRex