11:00 a.m. Fading Stars vs Rangers FC
- Things look good as purple clad Opie is in the net
- Bodo is intimidated by the girl playing fullback
- Rangers are short players and Carlos sends over a 6'3 black guy to play striker for the Rangers which arouses Jacobs
- Game is ugly as the FSFC control the ball but struggle with that offsides thing
- Ball gets played towards right FB Berryman who makes a valiant effort to play the ball after tripping on his own feet- Forward ends up on a breakaway that Ken comes out gets the ball then as usual tackles the forward- no penalty for once
- #19 gathers a loose ball and hits a cross to Biz inside the 18- Biz brings the ball down, barely beats the 5'3 girl and passes to Jihad at the 12 who tucks the ball around the Purple keeper eater and just inside the post- FSFC 1 Rangers 0
- This is Jihads first goal in 10 months 3 days or a total of 307 days and 35 games- that is a hell of an accomplishment if it measuring JP and sobriety
- More offsides, more Romo yelling to play horizontal- Bodo gets loose 1v1 and Opie makes an easy save
- Halftime 1-0
- FSFC play with better possesion as the Rangers have all but given up any hope of beating the wall of Jacobs and Darilek
- Julio goes 1v1 with the girl FB and she stuffs his ass then wags her finger in his face like Dikembe Moutumbo
- Transition time as Jacobs gets a loose one in the FS box, plays a ball down the sideline that #19 saves from going out and hits Trex just past midfield. Trex takes on the defender then brings the ball into the box, and performs a perfect Bodo dribble off of the sweeper and back to his feet- Low shot near post beats Opie with ease. 2-0
- Nothing else happens of consequence
- Much needed victory but the offense still sucks
Assts: Biz 1(1) #19 1(1)
Allowed: Ken 0(4)
Cards: None
Offensive MVP: Jihad- 307 days without scoring- Berryman doesn't go that long between hookers
Defensive MVP: Jacobs- Ken had an easy day and Darileks ego can't handle this award
Goal of the Game: Jihad 10 months 3 days is a jail sentence for indecent exposure
WTF of the Game: Check out Bobby1 in this picture- Moobs on a skinny guy?
Quote of the Game: Biz- when 10 cars leave the fields causing a dust storm with 10 yards of visibility- "At least Jihad won't have trouble driving in this shit"
Lineup
GK Ken
FB Berryman
FB Bergman
SW Jacobs
ST Darilek
HB Biz
HB Jihad
CM Julio
CM Romo
F #19
F Bodo
Bench
Bobby2
Bobby1
Trex
Berardo
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