#19 takes down AdebisiSunday began with the matriarch of the Fading Stars, MigJet, claiming to be too sick to play the game or even show up for the game. After severe delays by the horns, the game begins about 11:30 and we get 35 minute halves- Adebisi from soccer guru suits up for the horns- thus nullifying the game but after fnj14 yells at everybody we play.
2 minutes into the game Da Ali Jihad closes his eyes and takes a shot- #19 and the goalie who says "fuck i lost it" are the only two that know it is a goal- Jihad even says crap i missed- i said Allah willed the goal through the heart of the infidel-
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The Fading Stars continue to dominate the infidels- helped by the 15mph wind at their backs- FnJ14 gets the ball and makes a beautiful pass that beats the fullback and sweeper- #19 calmly left foots the ball into the corner giving the Stars a 2-0 lead
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Next comes the controversy- the ball is passed around about 15 times( new fading stars record) only to wind up on berardo's foot- berardo crosses the ball from the left 18 and deftly bounces the ball off of the only defender within 15 yards of him- the ball caroms off of the skull and into the goal- after hours voting in the Senate, on whether it was an own goal or to credit berardo- came down to a tie- Dick Cheney his self showed up to break the tie and determined that since Berardo won't ever score again that he will be credited with the goal.
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Things were going well- until Jacobs lost control of the defense- easy goal for the minions
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Halftime: anyone else think some orange slices would have helped?
2nd Half:
:34 Seconds- new record for the Jacobs led defense to give up a goal- like a hot knife through butter-
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about 2 hard fought grueling minutes into the wind, the ball winds up on K Blische's foot and a miracle happens- he puts a shot on goal- granted it was a shot even his brother could save- but luckily the blische charm was on the ball and it pops out of the keepers hands for a much needed goal-
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then lookie fucking here the fading stars bumble fuck the ball around a bunch more and then the devil's damn forward literally pushes Lilly down, gets the ball and beats a pissed off berryman- we will put this one on Jacobs too
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anger takes over the entire Stars- FnJ misses a gimme goal by 75 yards, crap talking ensues- fnj steals the ball from alan white and takes a dive as Adebesi takes a whack- a generous fuck you to adebisi ensues- then somehow the goalie shanks the free goalkick right to #19 at the top of the 18- #19 calmly waits until adebisi runs at him and buries it upper 90.
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Game Set and Match-
Lineup
G- Berryman
FB- Tommy
FB- Bergman
Sweep- Jacobs
Stop- Darilek
HB- Berardo
HB- Lily
CM- Romo
CM- FNJ
F- Da Ali Jihad
F- #19
Subs
Alan White
K Blische
Goal of the Game: Dick Cheney voted and thus it must be Berardo's "goal"
Pancake of the Game: #19 dropping 6'5 Adebisi and making him a prison punk
Quote of the Game: Chick Ref after a horn got hit in the boys- "it was all ball"
Shank of the day: FNJ- 12 yards out, nobody but the goalie to beat- hit a tree
Bitch of the Game: after the shank of the day- "You Suck Jay" FNJ
Line of the Game: AW on Migjet not showing up to the game b/c he is sick and contagious "No worries, nobody is going to touch your dick"
Per the request of KBlische- #19 will be giving a "finishing clinic" this Tuesday - please reply if you are interested- mandatory attendance for Da Ali Jihad
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