Sunday, January 08, 2006

Spring 2006 Game 3 Fading Stars 1 Team Niger 2

Game Summary: we sucked- 25 missed shots, three misses from inside the six etc etc... then to top it off some shit ass player shoots from midfield with no time left and it goes in? What the fuck happened? I will now give a rundown of the players on the Stars and their performance- btw everybody sucked

and in case anyone forgets here is the game winner on video( just change the color of the players)http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2449146871690440927&q=david+beckham
  • #19- he was great as usual and you guys are lucky to have such a fine, outstanding, well paid individual that puts up with you slugs
  • K Blische- at least you are good at drinking and are friends with kendall
  • Reza Jihad- couldn't blow up the fing Jewish Community Center if you gave him a dradle filled with c-4, and put him in front of the fing place
  • Russ- thank god you have the md to take a dive on
  • Berardo- if all italians play as shitty as you the US will win easy
  • Jacobs- if i were you i would have killed myself years ago
  • FNJ- if soccer were a porno, you would be the star of the (DVDA) Double Vaginal Double Anal scenes
  • Bodo- needs to take a German prison camp shower
  • Barnes- needs have sex sometime in since January 2005- carrying all that extra load is not healthy
  • Romo- couldn't sell a vacuum cleaner to planned parenthood today
  • Darilek- way to show your wife and daughter what womens soccer looks like
  • Bergman- if soccer were a porno, your mustache would make you a legend
  • Lilly- you were better when injured- no maybe not
  • P Blische- thanks for playing goalie for 79.90 minutes- there is a reason why jorge campos gets ass raped for a living now
  • Tommy- if soccer were a porno you would only be in lesbian scenes
  • Alan White- if a soccer ball were herpes, you would actually be able to pass it to everyone

no hard feelings to anyone as this was a shit game which we will rebound from- everyone sucked and feel free to offer any funny analogies of your play

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