FSFC vs Global Stars 3.26.2006 Spring 2006 Game 11 "Championship Game"
Game Summary
Conditions- big wind that the FSFC goes directly into for the first half.
Game gets off to a nice start with the both teams throwing light jabs. The FSFC are having an easier time finding holes in the pussies defense. Finally about 8 minutes in, Woodard makes a steal and sends a ball to Jihad, Jihad makes a beauty of a pass to #19 leaving him with one defender and the keeper to beat. Like William Wallace, #19 Holds, holds, holds and then rips a 2 mph grounder into the netting. Early lead for the true stars
FSFC 1 Global cunts 0
More jockeying and mediocre football being played. The global pusses begin to display the trend that would continue all day, dribble dribble dribble, pass the ball out of bounds. Solid defense by the stars leads to goal #2. Ball is worked up by barnes to #19 who is wide open at the 25- #19 lays it off to Nate who takes the ball easily down to the 18, makes a beauty of a cross that hangs and hangs at the 6 where Jihad destroys the ball like a bus stop in Israel.
FSFC 2 global jews 0
With the fading stars cruising to a early lead coach Migjet decides to make some personel moves. Bald lightning AWhite takes over the game looking faster than ever with his shiny new bald head. global stars continue the attack, constantly pressing our defense when the have the ball. Eventually it pays off as KBlische is unable to clear a ball, the global stars take a shot, berrybutter makes the save but it lays down at the 6 where it is put in the back of the net.
FSFC 2 lucky bitches 1
Halftime
Coach Migjet decides to make some changes to start the second half as he thinks that whoever scores next wins- he was right. First attack the FSFC gets they work it to the left half to Kendall who whips up on his man and brings it down the left side- Kendall rips a cross to a streaking #19 who gets a tip on the ball and then the global guy hits the ball into the net- 1/2 goal for kendall, 1/2 goal for #19-
FSFC 3 Global Hackers 1
Fading Stars continue to watch these idiots dribble in circles, and using the counter attack beautifully. Ball gets played through to #19 who is alone with the keeper, #19 takes a rip that glances off the keepers thigh for a lucky save. Kblische rips a corner that is tipped off the head of a defender right to Nater who thighs it in for a solid goal.
FSFC 4 Global 2nd place bitches 1
Continued domination for the FSFC- Lots of shit talking begins, global hacks continue to hack. #19 gets a beauty of a ball from kendall down the left sideline, #19 beats 3 defenders off of the dribble only to lose it to the sweeper who pokes it to the about the 15- right to Woodard. Woodard must have gone to church this week as he hits a left footer that nicks the post easily beating the keeper.
FSFC 5 global stars go fuck yourselves you hacks 1
Lots more subbing by Migjet as this shit is beyond over. Then it happens, ball gets played into the FSFC's half of the field and Barnes is one on one with one of the forwards. Ball gets chipped up in the air and another Global Stars player steps in front of Barnes and this is what happens .
Guy gets up but the game is over.
FSFC 5 Global Stars 1
FADING STARS WIN THE SPRING 2006 CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Allegedly
Goals: #19 1 1/2 (10 1/2) Jihad 1(7) Nater 1(1) Woodard 1(4) kendall 1/2(2 1/2)
Goals Allowed: berryman 1(9)
Red Cards: none
Yellow Card: #19, Woodard, Natebrow
Goal of the Game: Jihad's- ball was worked to the top of the 18- #19 lays it off to Nater who takes it to the 18 and crosses to jihad who puts it away
Churchill Post of the Game: none
Goat of the Game: Briana getting schooled by Raquet man puts him in running for goat of the year
Quote of the Game: nate fouls the wrong guy on a header, Ref walks over to give nater a card and says you can't come in with your leg up like that. nater replies " i didn't i came in with an elbow to the back"
Berryman KO impression of the Game: Jesus barnes, you need to get to church for knocking that bitch out
Lineup:
GK Berryman
FB Barnes
FB Bergman
Sweep Jacobs
Stop Darilek
HB Kendall
HB Woodard
CM Nater
CM FnJ
F the #19
F Da Ali Jihad
Subs:
Migjet
AWhite
Tommy
Romo
Briana
Kblische
Pblische
NO SHOWS
Berardo
Lilly
Bodo
Game Summary
Conditions- big wind that the FSFC goes directly into for the first half.
Game gets off to a nice start with the both teams throwing light jabs. The FSFC are having an easier time finding holes in the pussies defense. Finally about 8 minutes in, Woodard makes a steal and sends a ball to Jihad, Jihad makes a beauty of a pass to #19 leaving him with one defender and the keeper to beat. Like William Wallace, #19 Holds, holds, holds and then rips a 2 mph grounder into the netting. Early lead for the true stars
FSFC 1 Global cunts 0
More jockeying and mediocre football being played. The global pusses begin to display the trend that would continue all day, dribble dribble dribble, pass the ball out of bounds. Solid defense by the stars leads to goal #2. Ball is worked up by barnes to #19 who is wide open at the 25- #19 lays it off to Nate who takes the ball easily down to the 18, makes a beauty of a cross that hangs and hangs at the 6 where Jihad destroys the ball like a bus stop in Israel.
FSFC 2 global jews 0
With the fading stars cruising to a early lead coach Migjet decides to make some personel moves. Bald lightning AWhite takes over the game looking faster than ever with his shiny new bald head. global stars continue the attack, constantly pressing our defense when the have the ball. Eventually it pays off as KBlische is unable to clear a ball, the global stars take a shot, berrybutter makes the save but it lays down at the 6 where it is put in the back of the net.
FSFC 2 lucky bitches 1
Halftime
Coach Migjet decides to make some changes to start the second half as he thinks that whoever scores next wins- he was right. First attack the FSFC gets they work it to the left half to Kendall who whips up on his man and brings it down the left side- Kendall rips a cross to a streaking #19 who gets a tip on the ball and then the global guy hits the ball into the net- 1/2 goal for kendall, 1/2 goal for #19-
FSFC 3 Global Hackers 1
Fading Stars continue to watch these idiots dribble in circles, and using the counter attack beautifully. Ball gets played through to #19 who is alone with the keeper, #19 takes a rip that glances off the keepers thigh for a lucky save. Kblische rips a corner that is tipped off the head of a defender right to Nater who thighs it in for a solid goal.
FSFC 4 Global 2nd place bitches 1
Continued domination for the FSFC- Lots of shit talking begins, global hacks continue to hack. #19 gets a beauty of a ball from kendall down the left sideline, #19 beats 3 defenders off of the dribble only to lose it to the sweeper who pokes it to the about the 15- right to Woodard. Woodard must have gone to church this week as he hits a left footer that nicks the post easily beating the keeper.
FSFC 5 global stars go fuck yourselves you hacks 1
Lots more subbing by Migjet as this shit is beyond over. Then it happens, ball gets played into the FSFC's half of the field and Barnes is one on one with one of the forwards. Ball gets chipped up in the air and another Global Stars player steps in front of Barnes and this is what happens .
Guy gets up but the game is over.
FSFC 5 Global Stars 1
FADING STARS WIN THE SPRING 2006 CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Allegedly
Goals: #19 1 1/2 (10 1/2) Jihad 1(7) Nater 1(1) Woodard 1(4) kendall 1/2(2 1/2)
Goals Allowed: berryman 1(9)
Red Cards: none
Yellow Card: #19, Woodard, Natebrow
Goal of the Game: Jihad's- ball was worked to the top of the 18- #19 lays it off to Nater who takes it to the 18 and crosses to jihad who puts it away
Churchill Post of the Game: none
Goat of the Game: Briana getting schooled by Raquet man puts him in running for goat of the year
Quote of the Game: nate fouls the wrong guy on a header, Ref walks over to give nater a card and says you can't come in with your leg up like that. nater replies " i didn't i came in with an elbow to the back"
Berryman KO impression of the Game: Jesus barnes, you need to get to church for knocking that bitch out
Lineup:
GK Berryman
FB Barnes
FB Bergman
Sweep Jacobs
Stop Darilek
HB Kendall
HB Woodard
CM Nater
CM FnJ
F the #19
F Da Ali Jihad
Subs:
Migjet
AWhite
Tommy
Romo
Briana
Kblische
Pblische
NO SHOWS
Berardo
Lilly
Bodo
1 comment:
nice head #19 next time duck
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