1/29/2006 Spring 2006 Game 5 FSFC 3 vs Jolly Rogers 2: An Officer and a Country, A Love Story

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They had a past encounter, when she showed up at the field this morning all she could lustfully recall was their first meeting:
She was hungry, a hungry woman on the prowl. She knew what she needed and she was going to get it. One hot young ATF officer in tip top shape was the goal, all she needed was the opportunity- Then it happens, the strapping ATF officer hurts himself, she rushes over to offer aid- "I am an ER nurse get the fuck out of my way Dr Jacobs" she says. She throws the officer to the ground and begins to massage his thighs- "ugh" the ATF officer replies. "It's going to be ok, here slide your sliding shorts up a bit more, there that is better" she says. "I think I am going to be ok" ATF officer says- "No, I think you need to roll over so I can get a better look-er massage going. "No, Thanks" the ATF officer replies.
A second chance is all she ever wanted, waiting patiently she gets another chance today as the very same ATF officer was playing against her beloved husbands team. The ATF officer once again gets injured, but this time she was prepared and had orange slices to entice her hunted game with. This time the ATF officer was going to say no, he had to say no- She cast a glance over to him but she was unable to connect as a the very same moment his old friend the bricksalesman had distracted her by by kicking her husband in the ass- Instead of getting her game she was forced to defend her wife-- She had her chance, perhaps it wasn't meant to be. Or was it? Where did the ATF agent go after the game b/c we all know it wasn't Bennigans.

GAME SUMMARY
18 fucking players showed up for this one- Alcala and Kendall in the same 6 month period is a miracle, throw in Bodo, Russ, Jacobs and the rest of the guys that miss games and we got us the Immaculate Conception part II.

K-blische gets the scoring going by slipping a beautiful pass through to #19 who casually buries it in the back of the net
FSFC 1 Jolly Rogers 0
Then coach Mig made some subs and shit fell apart. The jolly ranchers counter attack and the Sweeper Briana makes stops the break only to trap the ball and lose it to Jesus Hisself- one pass later and it is an easy goal for the Ranchers
FSFC 1 Jolly Ranchers 1
Next thing you know the stars didly fuck around with the ball, defender falls down and their shittiest player dribbles two more guys and scores
FSFC 1 Jolly Hackers 2

2nd Half- the ass kicking commences
the ego less jacobs decides to take command of the defense and push Briana up to the midfield- the result is a 44 minute ass whipping with very little results.
Ball gets nicely worked around and Briana sends one into the box where Russ gets his shiny head on it and flicks it cleanly into the net
FSFC 2 Freddie's Fucksticks 2
More domination- so much so that our stupid ass keeped decides to run all the way up on a corner to try to take a shot- what ensues is a whiff on the shot, ball gets stolen, the the keeper is chasing a player down on the other teams half- meanwhile no one is whithin midfield of the goal. Here is the email i recieved from said goalie before the game"I’m in for goalie. I promise I won’t let a Beckhamesque goal in this game to lose." He tried though didn't he-

Kevin Blische pounds one to take the lead for good with 15 minutes to spare.
FSFC 3 Jamaica's Roofies 2

MVP: Coach MigJet- man was so confident that he had the Stars play with 10 men up 3-2, ignoring the 6 people on the bench
Goal of the Game: Kevin Blische- that was a pretty nice blast and a game winner to boot
Foul of the Game: Barnes gets the ball stolen from him by Freddy- then he whacks ol Freddy from behind, then he wacks Freddy again, the he kicks Freddy in the ass- Freddy falls down and tries to Sumo fight the wrong man- Yellow Card Barnes
Churchill Post of the Game: Tie between Darilek's blast and Romo's rip off of the crossbar
Goat of the Game: Da Ali Jihad- he likes them goats


Goals:
#19 assist KBlishe
Woodard asssit from Briana
KBlische

Lineup
GK- PBlische
FB- Barnes
FB- Tommy
Sweep- Briana
Stop- ATF Date Rape Victim
HB- FNJ14
HB- Jacobs
CM- K Blische
CM- Romo
F- #19
F- Woodard

Bench- Holy Fuck Sticks
Kendall- HB, F
Bodo- F, HB
Bergman- FB, Stopp
Lilly- FB
AW- HB
Jihad- HB
MigJet- Coach DNP

NO SHOWS
Berrybutter
Berrardo

Weekly Links and Pics 6

Remember Rollergirl and Felicity Shagwell? your welcum

***The best way to view these videos: not at work, near some Kleenex/sock, and always right click on the link and open in a new window***


Ohio State Football Recruiting Video

Who the hell sent out the Get Yourself Checked for Ghonnorea Email? Asshole

My name is Matt and I have a really hot stalker that gets freaky for me NSFW

Sweet Police Chase- Just the good ole boys

A young MigJet enjoys the strippers at the car show

Can you lend me a hand? I love amputee porn

Which school has the bigger fucking idiots? The Aggies or the longhorns

and finally:
The Official Fading Stars Highlight Video

1/29/06 FSFC vs Jolly Rogers PEPSI 4

Pepsi Soccer, Texas #4 SUNDAY

9:00 a.m. Fading Stars vs Jolly Rogers

AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

Please watch the pirate convention

Players that will be attending:

1. Doogie Howser MD
2. Romo
3. #19
4. MigJet
5. AW
6. Lilly
7. Kendall (allegedly)
8. Pat Blische- Goalie
9. Super Trooper Allen
10. Steven Barnes
11. FNJ14
12. John Bergman
13. Da Ali Jihad- unsuccessful suicide bomber will play

MIA

1. Mancow
2. Berardo

Fading Star's Look Alike contest 1

Steve Sanders
Doogie Howser
Superfly Snooka
Gigity Gigity Quagmire
Mancow
Statler and Waldorf

Sunday 1-22-06 Game RAINOUT

NEYSO Specht Rd #17 SUNDAY
9:00 a.m. Fading Stars vs Jolly Rogers








Hey Woodard- Freddy called and said that your his wife could not only out eat your wife but she could out clean her too
Jacobs is out- Who is bringing the IV bags?
Reza Jihad- flying to minnesota on sunday, so he will be entering the airport securtity gates on Friday
FnJ- in
#19- in
Barnes- in
Alan white- going to denver for the Brownco/squeelers game
Romo- out
Migjet- In

Weekly Links and Pics 5

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1/15/06 Spring 2006 Game 4 Fading Stars 5 horns 3

#19 takes down Adebisi

Sunday began with the matriarch of the Fading Stars, MigJet, claiming to be too sick to play the game or even show up for the game. After severe delays by the horns, the game begins about 11:30 and we get 35 minute halves- Adebisi from soccer guru suits up for the horns- thus nullifying the game but after fnj14 yells at everybody we play.

2 minutes into the game Da Ali Jihad closes his eyes and takes a shot- #19 and the goalie who says "fuck i lost it" are the only two that know it is a goal- Jihad even says crap i missed- i said Allah willed the goal through the heart of the infidel-
Fading Stars 1-Infidels 0

The Fading Stars continue to dominate the infidels- helped by the 15mph wind at their backs- FnJ14 gets the ball and makes a beautiful pass that beats the fullback and sweeper- #19 calmly left foots the ball into the corner giving the Stars a 2-0 lead
Fading Stars 2- Mack Brown's bitches 0

Next comes the controversy- the ball is passed around about 15 times( new fading stars record) only to wind up on berardo's foot- berardo crosses the ball from the left 18 and deftly bounces the ball off of the only defender within 15 yards of him- the ball caroms off of the skull and into the goal- after hours voting in the Senate, on whether it was an own goal or to credit berardo- came down to a tie- Dick Cheney his self showed up to break the tie and determined that since Berardo won't ever score again that he will be credited with the goal.

Fading Stars 3- sperm cracker eaters 0

Things were going well- until Jacobs lost control of the defense- easy goal for the minions
Fading Stars 3 He who shall remain unnamed 1

Halftime: anyone else think some orange slices would have helped?

2nd Half:
:34 Seconds- new record for the Jacobs led defense to give up a goal- like a hot knife through butter-

Fading Stars 3 Jacobs 2

about 2 hard fought grueling minutes into the wind, the ball winds up on K Blische's foot and a miracle happens- he puts a shot on goal- granted it was a shot even his brother could save- but luckily the blische charm was on the ball and it pops out of the keepers hands for a much needed goal-

FS FC 4 Los Cuntrags 2

then lookie fucking here the fading stars bumble fuck the ball around a bunch more and then the devil's damn forward literally pushes Lilly down, gets the ball and beats a pissed off berryman- we will put this one on Jacobs too

FS FC 4 Radio's flyers 3
anger takes over the entire Stars- FnJ misses a gimme goal by 75 yards, crap talking ensues- fnj steals the ball from alan white and takes a dive as Adebesi takes a whack- a generous fuck you to adebisi ensues- then somehow the goalie shanks the free goalkick right to #19 at the top of the 18- #19 calmly waits until adebisi runs at him and buries it upper 90.

Fading Stars 5 Poofters 3

Game Set and Match-

Lineup
G- Berryman
FB- Tommy
FB- Bergman
Sweep- Jacobs
Stop- Darilek
HB- Berardo
HB- Lily
CM- Romo
CM- FNJ
F- Da Ali Jihad
F- #19

Subs
Alan White
K Blische

Goal of the Game: Dick Cheney voted and thus it must be Berardo's "goal"
Pancake of the Game: #19 dropping 6'5 Adebisi and making him a prison punk
Quote of the Game: Chick Ref after a horn got hit in the boys- "it was all ball"
Shank of the day: FNJ- 12 yards out, nobody but the goalie to beat- hit a tree
Bitch of the Game: after the shank of the day- "You Suck Jay" FNJ
Line of the Game: AW on Migjet not showing up to the game b/c he is sick and contagious "No worries, nobody is going to touch your dick"

Per the request of KBlische- #19 will be giving a "finishing clinic" this Tuesday - please reply if you are interested- mandatory attendance for Da Ali Jihad

Weekly links and Pics 4

Best ball skills in the world
Popcorn gets this one hot
I really like her toenails
The rest of the popcorn chick
http://hotstufffiles.blogspot.com/2006/01/sophies-film-club.html

The Bachelor psycho bitch http://media.mediafetcher.com/content/the_bachelor_pshcho_reject.wmv

a game more addictive than crack
http://www.ejbdotcom.net/content/138.html

Happy MLK Day Charlie Brown
http://media.putfile.com/mlkcbsh

Thierry Henry is a bad ass
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8161398507569078589&q=thierry+henry

10 Best Goals of WC 2002
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8979798911483772228&q=goals+2002+world+cup

Which Family Guy character are you? (gigity gigity i got Quagmire)
http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&quiz_id=549

Saturday May 5th 2006: 3rd Annual Cinco De Mayo Crawfish Drunk Fest

The time has come once again to sign up for the Fading Star's Annual blow a couple of soccer games and then get shitfaced and eat up some mudbugs soccer tourney- those of you interested please sign up as we will be registering on Jan 31st of the year 2000 and 6. Also, this year any guest players must be presented to and approved by the Tri-council- (the tri-council is made up of the winning fraternity/sorority of the Adam's College Greek Games) rapping skills and hair pie pies are recomended. Guest players means any player that is not an active Fading Star- ***winning will once again be the priority until alcohol becomes the priority

Current attendees:
Alan White
Allen Darilek
#19
Berryman
Steven Barnes
Patrick Blische
Da Ali Jihad
Greg Lilly

Sunday 1/15/06 Game 4

NEYSO Specht Rd #19 SUNDAY
11:00 a.m. Horns vs Fading Stars

Confirmed:
Phil Jacobs- check
Pat Mig- Check
Jon Berrybutter- check
#19- check
alan white- 50/50 aids test that day
Barnes- 100% will not be there
allen darilek- shall be there
berardo- in like flynn
Romo- in like titus
blische, patrick- will be sitting out the entire season
Da Ali Jihad
Greg Lilly

Spring 2006 Game 3 Fading Stars 1 Team Niger 2

Game Summary: we sucked- 25 missed shots, three misses from inside the six etc etc... then to top it off some shit ass player shoots from midfield with no time left and it goes in? What the fuck happened? I will now give a rundown of the players on the Stars and their performance- btw everybody sucked

and in case anyone forgets here is the game winner on video( just change the color of the players)http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2449146871690440927&q=david+beckham

• #19- he was great as usual and you guys are lucky to have such a fine, outstanding, well paid individual that puts up with you slugs
• K Blische- at least you are good at drinking and are friends with kendall
• Reza Jihad- couldn't blow up the fing Jewish Community Center if you gave him a dradle filled with c-4, and put him in front of the fing place
• Russ- thank god you have the md to take a dive on
• Berardo- if all italians play as shitty as you the US will win easy
• Jacobs- if i were you i would have killed myself years ago
• FNJ- if soccer were a porno, you would be the star of the (DVDA) Double Vaginal Double Anal scenes
• Bodo- needs to take a German prison camp shower
• Barnes- needs have sex sometime in since January 2005- carrying all that extra load is not healthy
• Romo- couldn't sell a vacuum cleaner to planned parenthood today
• Darilek- way to show your wife and daughter what womens soccer looks like
• Bergman- if soccer were a porno, your mustache would make you a legend
• Lilly- you were better when injured- no maybe not
• P Blische- thanks for playing goalie for 79.90 minutes- there is a reason why jorge campos gets ass raped for a living now
• Tommy- if soccer were a porno you would only be in lesbian scenes
• Alan White- if a soccer ball were herpes, you would actually be able to pass it to everyone

no hard feelings to anyone as this was a shit game which we will rebound from- everyone sucked and feel free to offer any funny analogies of your play

Weekly Links and Pics 3

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Spring 2006 Jan 8 Game 3

NEYSO Specht Rd #15 SUNDAY
9:00 a.m. Soccer Guru Div.2 vs Fading Stars

RSVP Required- so far we have
Phil Jacobs-confirmed
Allen Darilek-10-4 buddy
Jay King-confirmed
Chris King-confirmed
John Berryman: out for work
Barnes- unsure, might have to breast feed the babies
Alan White- be there
Greg Lily-be there with the twins
Kevin Blische- says he will be there- by half
Pat Blische- maybe play goalie
Pete the Meat-confirmed
MigJet- confirmed
John Bergman- confirmed
Reza Jihad- confirmed
Romo- confirmed
Tommy-confirmed

Soccer Video for your enjoyment
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6063478215160948442