March 4th 2007 was a significant day for the FSFC as it was Kendalls last goal which coincidentally was the last time he admits to getting laid
Let's take a look at what has happened since his last fornication and goal up until this goal and his alleged sex act
- Heath Ledger was not only alive he was spitting on his hand to bang dudes in the mountains
- The Spurs won another Championship
- Jessica Simpson was skinny with big tits now she is Kendall's type fat with saggy tits
- Ken wasn't playing soccer and thus not allowing goals off of punts
- My favorite Golden Girl, Estelle Getty was still alive and making Wasson hard
- OJ Simpson wasn't a convict
- Lindsey Lohan was still blowing dudes and coke
- Berryman began his swinging lifestyle
- Barnes was still wowing us with his large man nipples in his tight jersey
- Darilek started growing his comb over
- Kblische was a bachelor and could buy soccer shoes when he wanted
- #19 had one of those job things
- Tommy, Berryman, Jacobs, FnJ, Joel Osteen, PLopez, Nate, double dave all scored goals during kendalls pussy drought
- The fading stars were a championship team
- FSFC put out a solid starting lineup with an excellent bench- Windy conditions and Kblische picks to play into the wind 1st half
- 10 minutes in, the FSFC get the first breakaway as #19 plays Kblische thru- Kblische hits a low far post shot that the keeper gets a paw on
- Minutes later the FSFC win a free kick at midfield- ball gets chipped long to a wide open #19 who is 1v1 with the keeper and he uses his club foot to deftly chip the keeper and of course the goal
- FS are pretty much controlling the play and the defense is not really giving up great scoring chances
- BizMarkie joins the fracas and gets loose down the right side and crosses to 12 where Kblische falls down, Bobby1 wiffs and the ball lands at the feet of a wide open Jihad who shoots his load into the parking lot
- 10 minutes left and rapper BizMarkie makes a run down the right side and gets taken down just outside the 18- Bobby1 lofts the free kick to the back post where Kendall gets his big head on the ball and heads it straight up into the net. Kendall gets some trim 1 Bomberos 0
- 2 minutes to go and the bomberos are parked inside the FSFC box- FSFC miss 5 opportunities to clear the ball and Neo gets the ball at the 18. #19 stupidly follows the orders of Sensai John Kreese and sweeps his leg. Ensuing free kick goes over the wall, hits Berryman in the hands and he is unable to keep it out of the net
- Kobra Kai 1 Bomberos 1 Halftime
- Kblische and Kendall try to get under #19's skin by feeding quotes from Neo- is it possible to a be a hippie and a Republican?
- FSFC come out and absolutely work over the bomberos- ball moves from the left half to the right half, back and to the left, over to the Romo up top on the left half who plays a thru ball to #19 who says screw the far post and on the ground rips one near post high
- FSFC 2 Ted Kacinzky 1
- Just minutes later the run of play continues to be dominated by the FSFC and Jacobs plays a ball to Kblische who dummies the ball and #19 is off to the races again shooting this time with his healthy foot easily beats the keeper FSFC 3 Fireman? 1
- The onslaught of missed opportunites begins again when Romo gets free 1v1 and his shot is saved by the keeper bounces off the post where #19 chases it down turns and passes to Romo standing solo at 8 and he proceeds to deftly shoot the ball at a car
- Jihad works his arse off steals a ball at the end line from the keeper and defender dribbles unabated down the endline towards and empty goal and shoots the ball parallel to the goal line
- The Bomberos attack after being given a huge life line- the sweeper takes a shot from the right 18, catches the wind perfectly and the ball happily nestles in the back of the net
- FSFC 3 Bomberos 2
- Its a game again- FSFC defend some corners, Berryman makes some saves, Kblische misses a breakaway, Romo gets another shot saved, Jacobs gets indecisive and blows a pass.
- Bobby1 gets the idea with 7 minutes left he can come in the game for #19. What the fuck man? Oh nevermind, Berryman punts a ball deep- Bobby1 causes a fracas between the defender and the keeper, ball squirts losse where Bobby1 corrals the ball and gently rolls the ball into the open net. Nice job coaching #19 FSFC 4 Bomberos 2
- Final FSFC 4 Bomberos 2
Assts: Bobby1 1(4) Romo 1(2) Jacobs 1(1) Berryman 1(1)
Allowed: Berryman 2(3)
- Defensive MVP- Kendall hurt arse and all
- Offensive MVP- Bobby1
- Goal of the Game: #19- not because it was a spectacular finish, but the passing leading up to the goal was the best in years
- Players of the Game- Bench- FnJ, Double Dave n BizMarkie- solid play
- Goat of the Game- Berardo- I have never seen a throw in go 1 inch before and be caught by the thrower
- Its good to be above .500 for the first time this season
Lineup
GK Berryman
FB Jacobs
FB Kneals
SW Kendall
ST Darilek
HB Jihad
HB Berardo
CM Kblische
CM Bobby1
F #19
F Romo
Bench
FnJ
Double Dave
BizMarkie
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