Spring 2009 Game 4 Intl Old Boys 2 FSFC 1

Schertz Soccer Complex Field No.13

9:00 a.m. Int'l Old Boys FC vs Fading Stars

Lineup

GK Ken
FB Bergman
FB BizMikee
SW Jacobs
ST/CM #19
CM Bobby 1
HB Jihad
F Kblische

Bench
AWhite
Berardo

Game Summary

• FSFC start the game with 8 and are praying someone else will decide to get off of their arse and show up
• Despite playing attacking a team with only 7 field players, Intl is unable to do shit except miss traps and shank shots for the first 15 minutes-
  
• Early fouls are a must when short players as it lets the other team know you aren't going to back down-
  
• Berardo shows up making 8
• Despite playing short, the FSFC have better opportunities and are abusing the slow Intl defense with 1v4 counter attacks
  
• Early fouls are a sin when playing 10 vs 7 and Intl is sinning like Henry VII, fouling Kblische 40 yards out- BizMikee hammers the free kick and it easily beats the keeper , but sadly it rises at the last moment and rings the crossbar-
• Intl corrals the rebound and attack 6 vs 3- ugly orange shoe guy beats bergman 1v1 and gets a cross off- Ken tries to punch the cross and misses like a Buffalo kicker and the ball lands on the foot of a wide open Intl player who hits the open net Intl 1 FSFC 0
• Awhite shows up making 9
• Intl scores again on a shot the wind batted down nicely and easily beat a cheating Ken Intl 2 FSFC 0
• Game is 2-0 but clearly the difference is the # of players on the pitch
  
• Bobby1 gets loose and gets taken down from behind, inside the box, but b/c it was superstar referee that made the tackle no PK and only a yellow card
• Halftime FSFC 0 Intl 2
• Starting the half 10 v 11 makes a difference as Intl bad passing and worse shooting lead to only 1 scoring chance the entire 2nd half
• Ball gets worked around to Jihad who makes a cut back from the left half and crosses to right half where Awhite uses the extra grease from his shit taco restraunt to chase down the ball- Awhite corrals the ball and hits a near post cross to the boot of Bobby1 who deftly re-directs the ball easily beating the keeper FSFC 1 Intl 2
• 10 minutes to go and Kblische takes on 3 defenders and goes down in a pile of shit- the makeup PK is awarded- The defender that fouled Kblische screams "You Mother Fucker, blah blah blah" at the referee- Ref only gives a yellow card- #19 approaches the ref that is being accosted and screamed at by 3 Intl Players and casually points out that the player just called him a Mother Fucker-
  
• 2 Intl players must have had their wheaties b/c they get in #19's face and act all tough which is really hard to do when your British and your soprano voice sounds like a pre-pubesent David Beckham- unfortunate to the badass that likes to shove he only got a yellow card and his balls still haven't dropped
• Everything was setup for the ultimate outcome- down 2-1, playing short all game, Kblische on the penalty spot with a chance to tie the game--- Then Kblische channels his brother and hits the ball down the middle waist high for an easy save
• Instead of rejoicing in the save, **World Cup superstar Lavery decides to yell at the ref some more and picks up a yellow card, but being the nice guy he is he says thank you
  
• Missed PK pretty much ends the game
• Intl 2 FSFC 1 FINAL

Awards and what we learned

• We should have lost 5-0 playing short, but the 8 guys we had to start the game played 90 minutes of solid futbol and the 2 late arrivals would have changed the outcome if they could read a fucking clock
• Kendall was too injured to play, however he can still dance
• Players on the shit list for not giving any kind of notice of their playing status- FnJ, Double Dave
• Communication is still horrid in the back- When the Sweeper or Keeper call for the ball, stop what you are doing and mark up

Awards:

Offensive MVP: Bobby1- Lone goal and drew what should have been a PK- Kblische and Bobby played 2 v 6 the entire game and played well

Defensive MVP: Jacobs- kept it together even with a stopper that had no idea what he was doing

Foul of the Game: Jihad- Jihad gets leveled on a 50/50 ball vs the counting crows lead singer, Chili who sports shitlocks. Shitlocks then engages #19 1v1 and tries to play the ball wide and run on to it. #19 beats him to the ball and is shielding it and just as it rolls out of bounds #19 goes down from a tackle from behind by Shitlocks- only problem was Jihad came out of nowhere knocking the piss out of Shitlocks and into #19 and Jihad is called for the foul and a free kick is awarded just outside the penalty box by the touch line.

Quote of the Game: Jihad- #19 to Jihad "What the fuck was with that foul" Jihad" He fucking deserved it!"

Goat of the Game: Kblische- this is tough as he busted his ass all game but, you just can't miss the PK so badly-

**Editors Note: After the game, Lavery approached #19 and thanked him for a nice game, however he refused to compliment him on the outstanding game summary from the last match**