11:00 a.m. Fading Stars vs Caracole FC
Game Summary
1 picture to summarize the game- everything that can be done wrong is shown here. The guy is wearing a Brandeise Blue sweatshirt with 1 Hot pink sleeve and 1 sleeve Chartreuse (yellow for you color blind people) - notice the gray pornstache, flat black hat, polyesther slacks and penny loafers. Amazing this guy was alone at hooters enjoying a wrapped single beer, not watching the game on the tv 2 feet from him, but pretending to watch another tv but really staring down all the waitresses.
That shirt is almost as bad as the goalie scoring on a punt, a ball going thru the 3 foot hole in the wall, scoring a header from the 18 on your own goal, the ball sitting at the 6 with 3 people watching it, and pulling a trap when they have the ball inside the 18.
Here is the theme song for the defense
Final FSFC 2 Caracole 5
Goals: Kblische 1(3) BizMarkie 1(3)
Allowed: Ken 5 (13)
Yellow: #19 1(3)
Goal of the Game: Kblische- FSFC work the ball around the field, ball gets sent to Bobby1 who heads it to a wide open Kblische in the box who slips, cuts and hits his shot into the side netting
Defensive MVP: Ken- made 3 great saves
Goat of the Game: Ken- gave up 4 shit goals
Horse Shit Play of the Game 1: Tied 2-2 and controlling the game, the FSFC earn a corner that results in a shot saved by the keeper. Keeper punts the ball high and far that leaves Bergman and a craphole player chasing it- ball heads towards Ken who calls keeper, goes up for the ball, braces for a collision that never comes and the balls goes over is head and into the net
Donkey Balls Play of the Game 2: down 3-2 Berryman tries to give up a PK by fouling the player in the box- Ref gives the kick on the right side just off the 18. #19 sets the wall with Jihad and Berryman on the end. Ball is shot right at Berryman and Jihad, but Jihad jumps out of the way and the ball goes thru the wall and beats Ken.
Pedophile on Myspace Shit Play of the Game 3: Bobby1 commits a shirt grabbing foul at midfield- Ball is sent to the 18 where Berryman deftly heads the ball and easily beats Ken for the goal
So pissed I can't even Masturbate Play of the Game 4: 0-0 game, ball gets weakly sent into the box, Ken calls for the ball as it bounces at the 6, Double Dave watches as Ken doesn't move, and the forward taps the ball into the net
Quote of the Game: Berryman "Fuck this I am done" After his brilliant header beats his keeper for the well played Own Goal
Hooters MVP: Ken- fucking guy picked up the tab to make up for his less than stellar game
Lineup
GK? Ken
FB Bergman
FB Berryman
SW Jacobs
ST Kneals
HB BizMarkie
HB Jihad
CM Romo
CM Kblische
F #19
F Bobby1
Bench
Double Dave
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